Girls don’t like boys girls like free shipping and next day delivery
do you ever just
make a friend and think
I am so glad this friend is mine
Al Capone (via hefuckin)
This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade
Ok but imagine every other Hogwarts student finding out each year why the Defense against the dark arts teacher has left.
"Harry Potter kiLLED HIM WITH HIS BARE HANDS?"
"Harry Potter erASED HIS ENTIRE MEMORY?"
"Harry Potter let hiM TURN INTO A WEREWOLF?"
"Harry Potter disCOVERED HIM IN CHEST??"
"Harry Potter let heR GET CAPTURED BY CENTAURS?"