urbancatfitters:

i hate asking people for things

booknerdjenny:

Girls don’t like boys girls like free shipping and next day delivery

you’re everything i need
#tvd 
  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

barack-obottm:

when your science teacher hands you back a bad test grade

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breakfast? you gotta stop living in the stone ages. we call it meal 1

“Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies” —

Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

(via sassafranski)

every-flavored-bean:

Ok but imagine every other Hogwarts student finding out each year why the Defense against the dark arts teacher has left.

"Harry Potter kiLLED HIM WITH HIS BARE HANDS?"

"Harry Potter erASED HIS ENTIRE MEMORY?"

"Harry Potter let hiM TURN INTO A WEREWOLF?"

"Harry Potter disCOVERED HIM IN CHEST??"

"Harry Potter let heR GET CAPTURED BY CENTAURS?"