Augustus Waters is a self-aggrandizing bastard.
But we forgive him.
We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history,
or because he got eighteen years when he should of gotten more.
Stay body and expression-positive!
My new fave post
small obama chases a much larger version of himself
I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT
literally fuck off